Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I just wanted to share the excellent news that my L.L. Bean Wicked Good Moccasins have arrived and are waiting on my doorstep. This is excellent news because my eleven year old pair of slippers were deposited in the trash last night. I am very pleased with the timing of this delivery. Also, I have spent an inordinate amount of time hitting "refresh" on my browser waiting for my UPS tracking update.
Finally, I can get some work done.